Anna Nicole Smith Tit-Job Tape Banned Forever

Anna Nicole Smith Breast Video Tape Surgery Howard K Stern bannedNow that Anna Nicole Smith has gone and died, we're forced to snatch whatever memories we have left of her whenever we can - like 17-year-old secretly-recorded tapes of Anna Nicole have surgery on her knockers.

As the clown-faced soft-porn drug-addict of our hearts, it's perfectly natural that we should want to see this video of a surgeon pulling apart Anna Nicole Smith's flesh and making her tits bigger, but sadly a judge has decided to ban distribution of the Anna Nicole Smith jug-job tape. Why? Because our old friend Howard K Stern doesn't think it's a very tasteful way to commemorate the life of Anna Nicole Smith, that's why. Which is fair enough, we suppose - we'll have to make do with a) that video of Anna Nicole Smith chewing on a lesbian's nipple in the bath and b) those stories about how everyone was fighting over Anna Nicole Smith's dead body for so long that her cadaver went rotten instead. It's what she would have wanted.